cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

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I know I’ve grown up…

I’m handling recent events better than I used to. Now I’m working on what led me to them. I’ll be better. I have to be better. I can’t live without my family.

Sometimes being a man means knowing you were wrong, picking up the pieces, and making the situation better.

I’m picking the pieces up so I can build the foundation stronger. Better. For us. For my family.

Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.

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Ren and Stimpy by Nick De Spain

Artist: deviantart

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